10 Things I Learned from Movies Part II

So after writing 10 Things I learned from Movies Part 1, I thought of a few other things I've learned from watching movies; And so I have decided to share my "wealth of knowledge" with you.

1. Everyone ages so gracefully. 
Majestically even... 

2. Waking up bright and Early feels so damn good.

3. Don't bother trying to call the cops. According to extensive Movie research, its been proven that they'll only show up at the very end.

4. Regardless of how many times you've shot that demon/murderer, he still ain't dead. He's coming back for your ass.

5. If you're a hero or someone with super powers, it's totally okay to destroy the entire town.

Do they pay fines? Are they charged? Do they even apologize?!

6. If ever you come back to visit your old home town, be prepared to fall in love with that boy from long ago. 

7. The following situation never works out the way we want it to.

8. The villain will almost always have several opportunities to kill you. But he won't -- he'll take his time recounting his perfect vendetta. 

9. Everyone has that one friend. 

10. If you're looking for a disguise, knock out that guard and it is guaranteed that his uniform will fit you.

Go ahead... try.

What have movies taught you?? 

Carnival: The funniest party around the world!

                Carnival is the most popular parties in Brazil. We, Brazilians, tend to say that "the year doesn't REALLY start until after carnival"!

             It’s a very important period of our calendar, and we have a full week to celebrate and rest (at least for most of us, because some people go back to their jobs on Wednesday). This year Carnival is going to be starting on 02/28. 

But you might be wondering right now: What is carnaval? What kind of party is it and What do people do?

Well, my dears, carnival is possibility one of the most fun & funniest party in the world! People buy costumes, dress up and go out celebrating. 

              In Rio, for example, we have two kinds of parties: one on the street, that we call “Blocos de Rua":

                                                                      Fun, fun, fun!!

On the “Blocos” we have trios elétricos, with a looooooooot of music. GOOD MUSIC, people. You.just.can’t.stand.still. It’s impossible!!

      And the other famous party in Rio is on the “Sapucaí: 

A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!

Every year a lot of famous people around the world come to Brazil to enjoy this magical party:

Will Smith

Pamela Anderson

Jennifer Lopez

Madonna

Megan Fox and Rodrigo Santoro

On the Sapucaí, people watch the Samba schools passing through the avenue, and, it’s magical!! So many beautiful clothes, a lot of vibrancy, everything is so glorious!

 And the women, that are in the parade, have bodies that make us want to cry and run to the gym fast!!!! lol

WHERE IS THE NEAREST GYM?!!!!

There are, in other cities of Brazil, differents kinds of Carnival, like in Bahia, Olinda, etc...
   The one in Bahia is absolutely funny!!!! People go crazy!! Singers sing for a thousands of people on the street:

Ivete Sangalo is one of the most popular singer in Brazil! She is a great entertainer!!!

Those cars/trucks are called "Trio Elétrico":

Look at the number of people!!!

Doesn't Carnival sound like an amazing party??

  You know what they say, right? You only live once, and you can't live a life that's full if you've never been in Brazil on Carnival at least once in your life! 

Xoxo

10 Things I Leaned from Movies

1. If you sleep with makeup on, the makeup will look just as fresh tomorrow morning. 

1.5. You'll always wake up looking fabulous.

#nofilter #hollaatyourgirl #heyboo

2. There will always be someone behind you when you say, "He's right behind me, isn't he?!" 

You better believe it, that fucker has been waiting his whole life for this moment. 

3. Whenever you go shopping, you go into an 80's music montage mode. Every. Time. 
Now would be the time to try on all those wacky outfits.

4. When you bump into a guy or when he accidentally spills a drink on you, you're probably going to marry him. 
Its all about being in the right place at the right time. Trust me.

5. It's totally okay to spy on someone through those ventilation systems.
And don't worry, its totally clean in there. They febrezed it just before you went in.

6. If you ever find your self surrounded by 10 guys who are trying to beat you up - do not despair. They will each attack you individually. 
lol They're so thoughtful.

7. If you are ever home alone and you hear a strange noise, you should always go investigate. The less amount of clothes you wear, the better. 

8. The weird quirky girl will always get the hot guy. 
(so i have a chance)

9. If your child and or young sibling start talking to "imaginary friends" leave that mofo behind and run like hell. 

10. In life you'll always come across an asshole with a sweater tied around their shoulders.

Let us know what you think about what movies taught us. Let us know if we missed any lessons.